Business Trip
Meme It!Michael:[in a singsong voice] Lets do this!
Dwight:Wait, why do you need three suitcases?
Michael:Two are for souvenirs.
Dwight:Do you have your money belt?
Michael:I do. It's right here. [indicates to waist]
Dwight:No, no, no, no, no. You want to wear that puppy right up on the breastbone like a bra. [demonstrates]
Michael:No, I don't want to wear a bra.
Dwight:Here, let me help you. [reaches for Michael's money belt]
Michael:Stop it! Stop it!
Dwight:Do you want to get robbed in a foreign country? I wash my hands of this.
Michael:Okay. Where is my translator?
Andy:Monsieur.
Michael:There he is.
Andy:I'm just bidding a bon voyage a La Mon Petit fiancee. Translation: Goodbye my petite fiancee. [chuckles]
Angela:Be good.
Andy:I will try.
Angela:Meaning what?
Andy:Meaning I will try to get other dudes laid.
Michael:Yeah baby! That's what I'm talking about. That could be you [points at Jim] if you hadn't forgotten French. Where is my numbers man?
Oscar:Here.
Michael:There we go. Our town car awaits.
Meredith:It's just a van.
Michael:Its not just a van.
Meredith:Look, I know my way around a van. That is just a van.
Michael:Dwight, can you get those please?