Sex Ed
Meme It!Michael:How did this happen, how did I get this?
Dwight:Some eggs can rely dormant in a woman for years, they may not even know they have it.
Michael:You know what, I feel like one of those old timey sailors. With the eye patch. [in pirate voice] It's me own damn fault. Woman in every port.
Dwight:What port? The Jan port. The Holly Por...
Michael:Don't even! Holly was clean! Okay? If anything I gave it to her.
Dwight:You may have...
Michael:Oh my God! What if I did?
Dwight:You need to contact Holly! You need to notify her, that she is crawling with herpes.
Michael:Okay! You know what? Might! Might be crawling with herpes. I might have gotten it after her.
Dwight:You need to contact every woman you've been with, and notify them of your herpes infestation. It's the right thing to do.
Michael:There's no way I'm gonna do that.
Dwight:Then I will.