The Convict
Meme It!Jim:[picks up phone] Jim Halpert.
Andy:[over phone] I am so horny.
Jim:...Okay I can't... help you... with that.
Andy:Oh, I think you can, Big Tuna. Tell me about that Indian chick, Kelly. She seems pretty slutty. Good for a romp in the sack.
Jim:She is dating Ryan, I think.
Andy:Oh, and I care why?
Jim:She's... high-maintenance.
Andy:Next. How about... [motions toward Angela]. Blondes are more fun. C'mon, trust me on that.
Jim:Yeah, trust me, that would be fun for no one.
Andy:Okay fine. Um. Pam, the receptionist. Paaam. Should I go for it?
Jim:...Absolutely you should.
Andy:Jackpot.