Michael's Last Dundies
Meme It!Kevin:[walks in] Hi!
Dwight:Appalling. [Meredith walks in] Eye sore. [Jim and Pam come in] Surprisingly adequate! Okay everyone! The activities commence in four seconds!
Erin:DeAngelo, Jo's on the phone for you.
Deangelo:Hello?
Jo Bennett:[Michael dressed as Jo Bennett, using a bad Southern accent] DeAngelo! We're in serious horse manure here! The Dundies are tonight! And we ain't got no host!
Deangelo:Oh no!
Jo Bennett:Luckily I have someone for you!
Deangelo:Billy Crystal?
Jo Bennett:Better.
Deangelo:Neil Patrick Harris?
Jo Bennett:He's in Little Shop of Horrors on Broadway. Now we need Michael Scott! The best darn Dundies host on both sides of the Mississippi! [everyone in the audience is laughing]
Deangelo:Ughhh, I gotta find Michael Scott! And then I gotta, [Russel Brand impression] Get Him to the Dundies!
Deangelo:[in the office near the accountants] Hey, can you help me find Michael Scott Angela?
Angela:[Michael is wearing a blond wig, talking in a high obnoxious voice] My boyfriend can, he's a state senator.
Deangelo:Mmhmm.
Angela:Oh wait, he can't help because that title has no meaning!
Oscar:Try Jim DeAngelo, he'll be able to help.
Deangelo:Jim! Do you know where I can find Michael Scott?
Jim:[Michael is wearing a wig that is very close to Jim's actual hair, and he is wearing fake earrings, and speaking in a punk-ish deep voice] I totally don't know where Michael is, dude, hey you wanna listen to some records?
Deangelo:No one is listening to me! And I'm running out of time!
Phyllis:[Micheal dressed as Phyllis, pretending to knit] Well, what are you talking about? [cracking noise] Ohh! Ohh! [falls onto the ground] I've fallen and I can't get up!
Deangelo:Maybe I just need to look into my heart. [in the bathroom in front of the mirror] DeAngelo, where is Michael Scott. [his reflection in the mirror turns around to reveal that it is Michael]
Michael:I'm here. [DeAngelo gasps and turns around] In a good way! I've been here the whole time.