Ultimatum
Meme It!Darryl:Whoa! Hold on.
Dwight:I am not going back until I fulfill my resolution.
Darryl:[Dwight heads toward a strip club] Oh, no, no, no. Uh-uh.
Dwight:Come on, why not? I've never been in one before. I'm tired of being Mr. Perfect Role Model all the time.
Darryl:I'm telling you, don't do it. I've got nothing against strip clubs, but I do have something against them at noon on a Monday. The day shift at a strip club? You can't unsee that.
Dwight:Well, we can't just go back, I mean, we came out to meet women.
Andy:Hey, there's a roller rink across the street! There's always chicks at the rink.
Darryl:What kind of chicks are you going to meet there?
Andy:I don't know. Single moms at a skating party. Sweet sixteen, ten year reunion parties.
Dwight:Chicks fall down, need help getting back up.
Andy:Roller derby practice!
Darryl:We're going skating.