Niagara, Pt. 1
Meme It!Mr. Halpert:So, which one is Pam's grandma?
Pam:Oh, Mema? She's the one in the teal suit. She's the only 80 year old with no smile wrinkles.
Jim:Dad, remember, no mention of the baby, right?
Mr. Halpert:No.
Michael:Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's very conservative. So, mum's the word.
Jim:Mom, Dad. This is Michael Scott.
Mr. Halpert:Oh.
Michael:How ya doin'?
Mr. Halpert:Hi.
Michael:Nice to meet you.
Mr. Halpert:Nice to meet you.
Michael:Who's doing a toast? I would like to go third. Sort of bat clean up and--
Jim:Michael, I thought we discussed that we would rather you not speak, like, at all. Because it's just going to be blood relatives, I think.
Michael:[talking quietly, trying not to move his lips]That is seriously going to impeed my ability to hook up with your female relatives.
Jim:Pretty sure everyone heard that.
Michael:Didn't move my lips.