Niagara, Pt. 1
Meme It!Stanley:Mr. and Mrs. Stanley Hudson.
Michael:Hey. Stanley? Can I stay in your room tonight?
Stanley:Are you crazy? I brought Cynthia with me.
Michael:Not in the same bed. In the other bed.
Stanley:I got one queen size bed.
Michael:You... are... kidding me.
Stanley:A queen size bed is five feet wide. I am not five feet wide, Michael.
Michael:I'm not a physics major, Stanley. I'm just saying be careful. Hey, guys. Hey. Could I stay in your room tonight?
Erin:Oh. Gross.
Kelly:Blow my brains out.
Michael:That's rude.
Toby:Michael, I have one extra twin bed, if you want.
Michael:You are going to be slepping by yourself for the rest of your life, so you just get used to it.