The Promotion
Meme It!Dwight:[in Jim's office] I'd like to lodge a complaint.
Jim:I'm sorry to hear about that. Who is this about?
Dwight:You!
Jim:Okay. Just want to let you know I take complaints very seriously. So... When did this happen?
Dwight:One minute ago.
Jim:Okay. And how do you feel?
Dwight:Angry.
Jim:All right. Did he hit you?
Dwight:No.
Jim:Did you cry?
Dwight:No.
Jim:Did you feel like crying?
Dwight:No.
Jim:I'm just gonna write 'held back tears.'
Dwight:Wait, stop writing that. That is not true.
Jim:If you stop crying, I'll stop writing it.
Dwight:I'm not cr-- uhh!