The Promotion
Michael:What about a raise based on merit?
Jim:Rank each person individually?
Michael:Mm-hmm. Piece of cake. Ryan, obviously the best.
Jim:[sarcastically] Well, obviously. Too bad he's a temp and doesn't count, so let's get started. [starts to write on a piece of paper]
Michael:Are you making a--
Jim:Nope. I'm numbering the paper.