The Delivery, Pt. 1
Meme It!Michael:[as Pam has another contraction] Where are we? We have every six minutes, ladies and gentlemen. Another seventy five contractions and you are going to be there.
Kevin:For the love of God, Pam, do it for ultra feast!
Jim:Okay, you know what? I'm going to go give, uh, doctor Asmani a quick call. He'd probably know...
Pam:Jim, please. Happy thoughts here. Happy times.
Michael:Yeah, happy times. Come on. Let's have happy times.
Jim:Alright.
Michael:Jim, as a matter of fact, I have printed out ten ways to induce labor. And I'm thinking we just do the opposite of those things and we can slow down your labor. Erin, read the first one.
Erin:Um, stimulate the nipples.
Michael:Okay, nobody touch Pam's nipples. Think of Pam's nipples as Toby's grundle.
Kevin:Her shirt is touching them. Maybe we should cut holes in her shirt.
Meredith:I have a shirt like that in my car.
Michael:Okay, yeah, why don't you go get it?
Erin:Okay, uh, the second one is walk around. We're already doing the opposite of that. Perfect. Okay, number three, eat spicy foods.
Michael:Okay, the opposite of that?
Kevin:Stick spicy food up her butt.
Jim:Nope, nope, nope, nope. Come on, let's go to the hospital. Pam, let's go to the hospital right now.
Pam:Jim, Jim, honey, I love you, but you're really distracting me from my distractions.
Jim:Mm-hmm. Okay, great. Well, sorry.
Pam:Why don't you go do some work?
Jim:Great. I will do that. Sorry, Pam, I just feel a little bit frazzled. And you know how very rarely I use that word. Frazzled.
Pam:I know, you don't like to be frazzled.
Jim:No, I don't.
Pam:Okay.
Jim:Oh, and by the way, hate that you're helping her with this right now. Totally.
Michael:Ooh, someone's freakin'.
Andy:A little frazzled.
Michael:I think he is.