The Delivery, Pt. 1
Meme It!Angela:Good afternoon.
Dwight:Have a seat.
Angela:What is this?
Dwight:Before we conceive a child, uh, it is important that we bang out a parenting contract.
Angela:Of course.
Dwight:It's been a long time since we've come down here separately.
Angela:You know I was thinking...
Dwight:Now, then. Let's get to it, shall we? Item one: [speaking into a voice recorder] Child will be breast fed by the mother for exactly six months, then weaned onto a nutrient-rich winter vegetable mash provided by the father, Dwight Schrute, hereafter referred to as Morpheus. Agreed?
Angela:Agreed.