Manager and Salesman
Meme It!Michael:Jo, I don't know how things work in Florida, which from your description sounds like a colorful, lawless swamp, but here it takes two men to do one job, where in Florida it might take one very strong woman to do such a job.
Jim:Whoa, whoa.
Michael:Whoa, whoa!
Jim:I'll take over. Um, what we're doing here: Michael handles more of the 'big-picture' stuff, and I handle more of the day-to-day stuff, so together...
Jo Bennett:Yeah. I think I understand.
Jim:Alright.
Jo Bennett:Each of you is doing half a job.
Jim:No.
Michael:And sometimes I can hardly handle that!
Jo Bennett:This is knucklehead talk. I'm not gonna bite it, you know. You can't give me gravy and tell me it's jelly, because gravy ain't sweet! Is it, Jim?
Jim:I don't think so.
Jo Bennett:Michael?
Michael:Forget the question...
Jo Bennett:I think one of you should return to sales, and the other one be manager.
Michael:I humbly accept the management position.
Jim:I... Why would you just say something like that?
Michael:Because, well, Jim. Where I'm from, two types of folk: those who ain't, and those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain't you ain't? Ya'll come back now.
Jim:Do you even know what that means?
Michael:Yes.
Jo Bennett:Well, I'm gonna let this marinate. So you can go.
Jim:Um...
Jo Bennett:You can go on. Shoo!