Sabre
Gabe:Ok, did everyone get one? With these bottles, we eliminate the need for plastic water bottles, which are the scourge of the environment.
Michael:We'll still get to use the little cups, though, right?
Gabe:Little cups? Like paper or plastic or... ?
Michael:I don't know what they're made of.
Dwight:They're 2 ounce paper cups dipped in plastic. He goes through 20 a day.
Gabe:Ok, well, I bet you can fit 20 little cups of water in your aluminum bottle.
Michael:You know what can't fit in a bottle, are the 20 little trips I take to the cooler, and the 20 little scans I do of everybody to make sure everything's running smoothly. And the 20 little conversations that I have with Stanley.
Stanley:That's ok.