Secret Santa
Meme It!David Wallace:Yes Michael, what is so urgent?
Michael:David, guess who I'm sitting here dressed as.
David Wallace:I'm not going to guess. You can tell me or I am going to hang up.
Michael:I'll give you a hint. His last name is Christ. He has the power of flight. He can heal leopards.
David Wallace:Michael...
Michael:I'm Jesus, David, and you know why? Because Phyllis, a woman, has uslurped my role as Santa.
David Wallace:Michael-
Michael:What?
David Wallace:This is a very very bad time.
Michael:Really? What's going on?
David Wallace:Stephanie, can you hop off please?
Stephanie:Sure David. [disconnect]
Michael:What the hell? How rude! Does she do that all the time?
Erin:Do you want me off the call too Michael?
Michael:Hey! Get off! Get off the phone!
David Wallace:Listen, I shouldn't tell you this, but the company has a buyer. The board will have no choice to approve. They are going to clean house.
Michael:What does that mean?
David Wallace:I'll be fired.
Michael:Well, can't Alan protect you?
David Wallace:Alan will be out too. All of us.
Michael:All of us?
David Wallace:Goodbye Michael.
Michael:Oh my God.