Murder
Meme It!Michael:[looks at Oscar who is using his phone, grabs it] Well, well, well. What is this contraption, I do declare?
Oscar:It's my blackberry Michael, I am trying to get updates on the company.
Michael:Who's Michael? I'm Caleb Crawdad, I do declare.
Ryan:You don't have to keep saying 'I do declare'. Any time you say something it means you are declaring.
Michael:That is the way Southern people talk.
Jim:And what Designing Woman are you basing that on?
Michael:Delta Burke, I do declare. Now, shall we get to the mystery?
Pam:I'll go. [stands up, begins speaking with a southern accent] My name is Deborah U. Tante. Deb for short.
Andy:That's clever, Debutante.
Pam:Bill Bourbon was my uncle. I would have never hurt him any more than I'd hurt a June bug.
Meredith:Nice accent. You sound like Forrest Gump.
Pam:I do not.
Andy:Well, you do actually. You've got this kinda like Florida Panhandle thing going, whereas what you really want is more of a Savannah accent, which is more like molasses just sorta spillin' out of your mouth.
Kevin:Oooo, now do the Swedish chef.
Andy:Uh, not familiar, what province is he from?
Kevin:He lives on Sesame Street, dumbass.