Work Bus
Season 9, Episode 4, 0:01-1:26
>>Andy:Alright everybody, great season of softball, I'm super proud of you guys and I think you're gonna like this little highlight reel that I put together. [Andy plays video]
Andy:Andy Bernard presents: Summer Softball Epic Fails! [Kevin swings bat on screen, fart noise follows] Fail. [repeats] Fail
Oscar:What is this a blooper reel?
Andy:A blooper reel? What is this, 2005? I look like Bob Saget? Fail! [Points to video] Who's this guy?
Dwight:Fail!
Jim:I deserved that.
Darryl:That was a triple.
Andy:Can't take the fail? Get out of the fail video!
Darryl:My pleasure.
Andy:[Clark and Pete are shown on screen] Hey, I'm Pete, puberty is such a drag, man. And I'm Clark! I like to eat toilet paper. [Clark and Pete wave at camera] We fail! [Video shows memorial of Jerry
Oscar:What was that? That was just a normal video with you making vulgar noises.
Andy:Well, I worked with what I had, Oscar. Next time do more failure stuff, OK?
Jim:Uh, what happened to that video I sent you?
Andy:Oh that wasn't...that didn't work. That was not the right..[Group protests]
Jim:I think I got it right here.
Andy:That was not a fail.
Group:Fail! Fail! Fail!...
Andy:[Group continues chanting Fail!]That was actually a serious accident that could have resulted in severe bodily harm. [Group keeps chanting] You're all failing right now. [Group continues] Congratulations on your epic fail of the use of the word fail! [Group claps and chants]