Gossip
Meme It!Meredith:[to Oscar, motioning to male intern and female intern] Think she did him?
Oscar:I bet there's something there. I was with them in the kitchen yesterday, and they were all too happy to be cleaning the freezer.
Kelly:If they get married before I do, I'm going to kill myself.
Michael:[entering break room] Who's getting married?
Pam:Nobody.
Michael:If somebody doesn't tell me, I'm gonna start screaming.
Kelly:It's Eric and Megan.
Michael:Oh! Hey, I hired them! Matchmaker! This place is like Spaniard Fly.
Phyllis:They're not getting married. It's just talk.
Michael:Did everybody know about this but me?
Phyllis:There's nothing to know, it's just gossip.
Michael:[shaking head disgustedly] Okay... okay. [leaves room]