Gossip





Oscar:[to Andy] What? You think I'm the voice of the Taco Bell dog?
Toby:[to Phyllis and Stanley] What are you guys talking about? I have a daughter. How can I be a virgin?
Jim:Hey, has everyone heard a crazy rumor about themselves today?
Everyone:[in unison] Yes.
Michael:[entering conference room] Yeah, yeah... you know what? Let's discredit these rumors.
Jim:Yeah, sure, but... who's been saying all that stuff?
Michael:That's not important, Jim, I just think we shouldn't listen to any of that crap.
Pam:Sure, but we should get to the bottom of this. Let's pick a rumor and trace it back to the beginning.
Kevin:I need to do mine first. Who's been saying that there's another person inside of me, working me with controls?
Creed:I heard that from... Andy.
Andy:I heard it from Erin.
Erin:I heard it from Michael.