The Fight
Meme It!Jim:Hey, Dwight. As Sempai, do you think there is ever going to be a day where humans and robots can peacefully co-exist?
Dwight:Impossible. The way they're programmed... You're mocking me.
Jim:No I'm not.
Dwight:Look, I'm going to offer you a little piece of advice. I'm not afraid to make an example out of you.
Jim:Oh, that's not advice. What advice sounds like is this: umm, don't ever bring your purple belt to work because someone might steal it. [reveals Dwight's purple belt]
Dwight:Ok, give that back to me.
Jim:Ok, say please.
Dwight:No. That is not a toy.
Jim:Please?
Dwight:Please?
Jim:Good, and it absolutely is a toy. Arigatou.
Dwight:Arigatou. This is not a toy. This is a message to the entire office so they can see that I am capable of physically dominating them.