Gossip
Season 6, Episode 1, 0:06-1:05
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Meme It!Michael:[enters office, somersaults onto couch, kicks over painting and lamp] Parkour!
Andy:Parkour!
Dwight:[walking on Pam's desk, then Jim's desk] Extreme! Parkour!
Jim:This... is Parkour. [turns laptop to camera, shows Parkour instructional video] Internet sensation of 2004. And it was in one of the Bond films. It's pretty impressive. [Michael is shown climbing/walking on various objects in office] The goal is to get from point A to point B as creatively as possible, so technically they are doing Parkour, as long as point A is delusion and point B is the hospital.
Dwight and Andy:[approaching elevator, as Michael films] Parkour! Parkour!
Dwight:Andy! Leapfrog! [Andy leapfrogs Dwight]
Andy:Do me! Do me!
Dwight:Yeah! [Dwight jumps on Andy's back, riding him like a horse] Parkour! Parkour!
Andy:Ow! Get off! Get off!
Dwight:Okay.
Andy and Michael:[walking across cars in parking lot, Dwight filming] Parkour! Parkour!
Dwight:[crouching beside car] Jump over the camera! Jump over the camera! [Michael feebly attempts to jump off car, gives double thumbs up to camera]
Michael:[standing on tractor trailer with Dwight and Andy, looking down] Okay, we all go together or we go one at a time.
Andy:Here it is, here it is... truck, to refrigerators, to dumpster, [camera pans to refrigerator boxes, then dumpster] 360 onto the pallets, backflip gainer to the trash can.
Michael and Dwight:[in unison] Yeah! Gainer! Woohoo!
Andy:[to Michael's camera] Hardcore Parkour!
Michael:Parkoooooour!
Dwight:Let's do it!
Andy:[inside refrigerator box, sounding injured] Parkour!