Ultimatum
Meme It!Erin:Okay, champagne.
Michael:Happy.
Erin:Sponge.
Michael:Sad. To soak up my tears.
Erin:Gummi bears and gummi worms.
Michael:Bears sad, worms happy. Come on, Erin.
Erin:Ukulele's happy?
Michael:Sad, something to break.
Erin:Chocolates.
Michael:For you, job well done.
Erin:Thank you! And two bottles of scotch.
Michael:Both sad.
Erin:And did you get the tickets?
Michael:I did! I did, indeed. Two front row center, to Paula Poundstone, Live in Poughkeepsie. Holly's favorite. I hope she doesn't call us up on stage. That would suck. 'Hey, you think you can do my job better?' I don't know. 'What's your name?' Michael.