Crime Aid
Pam:[Jim holds up phone] You are such a dork! Shots!
Jim:So apparently Pam went out last night, and accidentally called my work phone at 3:00 in the morning.
Pam:I'm not drunk.
Jim:I'm on minute six of this message.
Pam:Okay, I do not sound like that.
Man on phone:You can take the girl out of Philly...
Pam:Scranton.
Jim:The future mother of my children.