Baby Shower
Meme It!Michael:So this is Astird.
Jan:Astrid.
Michael:Oh, OK. Why didn't you call me?
Jan:Well, um, you know, labor just kind of started very suddenly and-
Michael:I could have helped.
Jan:And the birth instructor thought it wasn't a good idea for you to be there, so...
Michael:Oh, man. Him? That guy? He had no sense of humor and I proved him wrong in so many ways.
Jan:OK, you don't have any idea what I've been through, so, let's...
Michael:No, I don't!
Jan:I'm sorry, I thought today at the baby shower would be a good time for the two of you to meet.
Michael:Can I hold her?
Jan:Yes, yes you can. You know, I think, just leave her in the car seat. Yeah.
Michael:[cradling the car seat awkwardly] All right, OK.