A Benihana Christmas, Pt. 1 & 2
Meme It!Pam:Psst. Jim. [Jim turns around. Pam nods head towards her for him to come over] Um, hey. I need to give you your Christmas gift now because, well, I'll just tell you.
Jim:What?
Pam:For the past few months I've been sending Dwight letters from the CIA. [hands a folder to Jim]
Jim:Are you serious?
Pam:They're considering him for a top secret mission. There's his application. Oh, and this is where I made him list every secret he promised he'd never ever tell.
Jim:[Opens folder and reads from Dwight's file] Last year, my boss, Michael Scott, took a day off because he said he had pneumonia, but really, he was leaving early to go to magic camp. Wow.
Pam:So... here's the gift. You get to decide what his top secret mission is. [Jim smiles] Sorry I didn't wrap it.
Jim:[closes folder] You know what? Uh, I really don't think I should be doing this stuff anymore, you know?
Pam:Oh.
Jim:No, because of the promotion.
Pam:Oh yeah.
Jim:It just feels a little bit, like...
Pam:No, I get it, of course. OK. [holds out hand for folder. Jim gives Pam back the folder.]