The Michael Scott Paper Company
Meme It!Pam:Seriously? This is what's so important, putting naked pictures on the desktop?
Ryan:That's me and my friend Jonathan from Thailand.
Pam:I don't want to look at your friend Jasmine's boobs all day.
Ryan:You could be hot too if you made any effort. At all.
Pam:Like how? Dyeing my hair blond?
Ryan:This is from the sun.
Pam:Oh yeah I bet.
Michael:They're getting on my nerves Mom. Both of them. R thinks he's too good to be here, and P is not as much fun without Jim.
Pam:Michael, we can hear you.
Michael:I'm on the phone, please. Mom, I'm gonna have to call you back. P's being a giant B.
Pam:Okay it's my turn.
Ryan:No don't take that, give that back!
Pam:Give it back for what? What're you gonna do with it?
Ryan:I'm gonna make a spreadsheet.
Pam:You're gonna make another 'spreadsheet.'
Ryan:Yeah!
Pam:Yeah exactly. It's my turn.
Ryan:Go make a copy, secretary.
Pam:Come on! Ryan!