The Michael Scott Paper Company
Meme It!Michael:Hey Ryan? [Ryan watches Montgomery Flea Market ad on YouTube] Could you get to that copy from before?
Ryan:Pam's better at that stuff
Pam:That is so insulting.
Ryan:How is it insulting to say that you're good at something?
Pam:Because the thing you're saying I'm good at, is pushing a big green button a bunch of times.
Ryan:I'm not judging it, it's like ... I could run GM but I couldn't fix a car. It's not saying one is better than the other.
Pam:Seriously? Because it sounds like one of those is better than the other.
Ryan:What the hell? [Michael closed his laptop]
Michael:Listen. Listen listen listen listen listen listen. I need someone to make a copy of this. Because I don't make copies, I'm the boss. Got it? I make originals.
Ryan:Yeah I make originals too.
Pam:Shut up!
Michael:Stop it stop it! Bickering! Stop it!
Pam:Really!
Ryan:Yeah!
Toby:Not much? What's up with you? [from bathroom above] Nah it's okay. I'm in the bathroom. Hey you been watching Damages this year? It's so good. No, you gotta tune in, it's as good as anything on HBO. [sound of pissing] Hey does blue go with tan?
Michael:Would someone just make the copy?
Toby:I have like, like a blue shirt? I don't wear a lot of colors, I have a lot of tan. Uh huh.
Michael:Just make that copy okay?