Blood Drive
Meme It!Bob:Everyone here who's bowled a 280 please raise your hand. [Bob does so]
Jim:No way, a 280?
Pam:Wow, that's impressive.
Phyllis:Okay. Now everyone here who's bowled under 70 raise their hand.
Jim:Yikes.
Phyllis:Come on, Bob. Raise your hand. [Bob does so reluctantly]
Jim:No. Bob, no. No!
Pam:What?
Bob:One time. You love bringing up that one time, don't you?
Phyllis:Yes I do.
Pam:Jim uses a 6 pound ball.
Jim:That is a lie, that is a lie.
Pam:Yes, he bowled 5 frames with this pink sparkly thing until a little girl had to ask for her ball back.
Jim:But! That girl must've had monstrous hands because the holes fit.
Pam:No, you just have little dainty fingers.
Bob:Oh yeah. You can always model ladies' jewelry.
Jim:Nobody asked, Bob!