Dinner Party
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Season 4, Episode 9, 19:01-20:01
Meme It!Jim:[Jim and Pam head out the door and there are policemen at the door] Of course
Dwight:Get out of my way, I'll take care of this. OK.[to police] Uhhh what seems to be the problem officers?
Officer 1:Not now Dwight, We got a call about a disturbance?
Michael:Nope. Nope. Nothing disturbing here. Just a couple of friends having an awesome dinner party.
Officer 2:The neighbors said they heard some shouting.
Michael:Oh... yes. There was some screaming but... um... my girlfriend... threw a dundie at my TV. Plasma.
Officer 1:You wanna press charges?
Michael:Would she get into trouble?
Officer:Yes. She'd be charged.
Michael:I will take the fall. I did it.
Officer 2:You know you don't have to press charges, you could just try to be more quiet.
Jan:[running out the door)] Michael! [pleading] Michael. What are you doing to him?
Officer 1:Sir, do you have any other place you can stay? Maybe with one of your friends here?
Dwight:[puts his hand on the Officer's shoulder] Michael can come home with me.
Michael:Jim? Pam?
Jim:Oh... my apartment's on fire
Pam:[whispers] Flooded.
Jim:Flooded.
Dwight:You people. [to Michael] Come on. You're sleeping with me.
Michael:No.
Dwight:I'm gonna take you home Michael.
Michael:Nope.
Dwight:Alright. [leads Michael away]
Jan:Bye Babe!