The Deposition
Meme It!Lester:How long have you known the plaintiff?
Michael:I haven't actually seen it. But I have seen the firm, and I am planning on renting The Pelican Brief
Lester:How long have you known Ms. Levinson?
Michael:Six years and two months.
Lester:And you were directly under her the entire time?
Michael:That's what she said.
Lester:Excuse me?
Michael:That's what she said.
Lester:Ms. Levinson told you she was your direct superior?
Michael:Uh, wh-why would she say that?
Jan:Can we just move on to another question?
Diane Kelly:No wait, I don't understand. Who's on record on saying this?
Lester:With all due respect, I'm in the middle of a line of questioning. Now Mr. Scott, what did you say Ms. Levinson said? Regarding your employment status with respect to her corporate position.
Michael:Come again? That's what she said? I don't know what you're talking about.
Jan:Okay, if I may, he was just telling a joke before, so can we move on to another question?
Lester:Oh, are you sure?
Jan:Uh, yes.
Lester:Can you go back to where this digression began?
Deposition Reporter:[reading off paper] Mr. Schneider: And you were directly under her the entire time? Mr. Scott: That's what she said.
Michael:Well, delivery is all wrong. She's butchering it.