Vandalism
Meme It!Angela:Excuse me, everyone. Is it OK if I leave early from work today? It's Phillip's first birthday and the senator and I are hosting a party at our house.
Erin:Aw, cute! So there'll be a bunch of kids.
Angela:No. No children. Our house is not kid-friendly. Most of our furniture is sharp. Also, ew. It will mostly be campaign donors.
Kevin:Angela, I am prepared to donate a whopping... [pulls cash from wallet] 8 dollars to Lipton For America to have an invitation...
Angela:No, no, please. You know, actually, none of you could even really make the cut for this thing. Which I am so sad about.
Oscar:[undertone] Angela. You're going to find out, so I thought I'd let you know that, uh, Robert invited me too.
Angela:What?
Oscar:He said he wanted me there for support.
Angela:I'm his! His... wife.