Launch Party, Pt. 1 & 2
Pam:Michael? This is the press release I was telling you about. Ryan wants you to share it with everyone.
Michael:Oh, does he?
Pam:He does.
Michael:Mmmmmm. Okay. Attention. Earthlings. I have some news. Beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep. Okay. Today is the big day that I am heading to New York to attend a party with sushi and important people. On an unrelated note, if anyone has an interesting anectdote that is not boring and easy to memorize please drop by my office before I leave. Thank you.
Jim:Whoops. Is that really what Ryan wanted you to tell us?
Michael:And... today the Dunder-Mifflin Infinity website officially launches.