The Client
Meme It!Michael:Ok, let's do this thing. [to Pam] Wish us luck.
Dwight:Good luck, Michael. Good luck, Jan.
Jan:Thank you.
Michael:[under his breath] Kiss ass. Ok, probably going to go late tonight. Burning the midnight tequila. So, I think you could all just take off now.
Jan:Michael, shouldn't take more than an hour.
Michael:Well...
Jan:Do you always shut down the entire office when you leave for an hour?
Michael:No, no. That would not be efficient. Actually, they just don't get very much work done when I'm not here. [Jan stares at Michael] That's not true. I know how to delegate, and they do more work done when I'm not here. Not more. The same amount of work is done, whether I am here or not. [another Jan stare] Hey, everybody, listen up. This is what we're gonna do. You sit tight, until I return. Sound good? Doesn't matter, it's an order. Follow it blindly, mwahahaha, ok? Alright, ciao. [to Oscar] Adios!