Fun Run, Pt. 1 & 2
Meme It!Michael:Ok, I have an announcement.
Oscar:You pushed Darryl out the window?
Michael:No.
Phyllis:You shot Dwight?
Michael:No! That is not funny, I love my employees, even thought I hit one of you with my car. For which I take full responsibility. Look I'm just trying to take everybody's mind off of this unavoidable tragedy, and onto more positive things. So I thought we should plant a tree.
Jim:Oh good, so we don't have to work.
Pam:OK, we're leaving for the hospital at 1.
Michael:So, like a freedom tree.
Pam:I can take 3 people.
Jim:I can also take 3 people.
Oscar:[to Kevin] Separate cars.
Michael:Pam.
Pam:Alright, I will get a card at the hospital and we'll sign it outside her room.
Michael:Pam.
Pam:Sales people can go later in the day. Hourly works can go at lunch.
Michael:Ok, good good, so we'll just all go down there together at lunch.
Pam:I...
Michael:Excellent!
Pam:I was thinking that we...
Michael:Good work Pam.
Pam:But...
Michael:Yaaaaaay, Pam! Alright, since I am the boss I will drive as well. Who wants shotgun?
Stanley:You can't be serious. You ran a woman over this morning.
Michael:Everyone inside the car was fine, Stanley!