The Alliance
Meme It!Michael:Get set for Operation Morale Improvement starring Michael Scott. Now, I think I have had a little stroke of genius in that I have had my assistant Pam... Smile, Pam. I have had her go out and find out whose birthday is coming up, so we can have a little celebration for it. Not bad, not bad at all. All right. And the birthday person is... drum roll please. Here we go, who is the birthday, birthday person?
Michael:Who is it? Who's the birthday?
Pam:Um... Actually, we don't have any staff birthdays coming up.
Michael:Next person on the...
Pam:Oh.
Michael:...calendar.
Pam:Okay, umm... that would be Meredith.
Michael:Yes! All right, come on down Meredith!
Pam:But it's not until next month.
Michael:Um... uh, OK. Well, great, well, you know, it'll be a surprise.
Pam:You still want to have a party?
Michael:Yeah, why not? Sure. Go ahead, live a little. Come on, Pam. Come on, shake it up. Shake it up! Shake it up!
Michael:[grabs cell phone off desk] Brrrp! Uh, Spock, are there any signs of life down there? Well, let me check Captain. Eeee. Eeee. Eeee. Eeee. No, Captain. No signs of life down here. Just a wet blanket named Pam. Brr-rrrp. Star Trek.