Scott's Tots
Andy:Dr. Tuna, MD, I have some terrible news.
Jim:Wait, are you the patient or the doctor?
Andy:The entire office has come down with a pernicious case of the Mondays.
Jim:Wow, what do you put our chances at?
Andy:0%, unless we perform an immediate emergency morale transplant, stat!
Jim:Hmm, sounds risky.
Andy:Don't worry. There is a surefire cure. Employee of the Month. Every awesome place I've worked has had one.