The Convict
Meme It!Michael:Yeah, Jan, it um... looks like a check, piece of paper of some sort. Receipt. I don't know.
Angela:Jan, this is Angela Martin from accounting.
Jan:[over phone] Mmhmm.
Angela:Look, we have a rebate from... the Federal Work Opportunity Program and no one knows what that means.
Jan:We get that money for hiring an ex-convict.
Michael:I didn't hire an ex-convict. Unless they mean Toby. Convicted rapist. [Jan sighs] ... I'm just kidding.
Jan:When did the check come?
Angela:Last week.
Jan:Okay, that's when the branches merged, so Josh must have been taking advantage of this program. Smart move.
Angela:One of the Stamford people is a criminal?
Michael:Hey Jan, speaking of Stamford, Hannah brought in her baby.
Angela:Jan, which one of the new employees is a criminal?
Jan:Uh, reformed convict, and, uh, I'm not sure. Though hang on, let me email our HR, stay on the line.
Pam:[whispering] Who is it?
Michael:Hannah?
Kevin:Hmm.
Angela:Hmm.
Kevin:Andy.
Angela:Andy?
Kevin:Hmm. Martin?
Michael:Kuhhhh... you are such a racist.
Kevin:Wait, why am I a racist?
Michael:Because you think he's black.
Kevin:He is black... right? And...
Michael:Stop it. Stop it right-stop it right now.
Jan:...Okay it's someone named Martin Nash.
Kevin:Yeah!
Jan:Michael?