Niagara, Pt. 2
Meme It!Michael:[watching Dwight eat breakfast] How can you eat like that?
Dwight:I'm ravenous after a night of love making. You?
Michael:Yeah, I'm hungry, but I'm not going to make a pig out of myself.
Dwight:Hey, what was she like?
Michael:She was cute. You know? She was hot. She was very hot. She made love like a tiger.
Dwight:Brides side or grooms side? Or townie?
Michael:She was from Europe.
Dwight:No kidding.
Michael:Uh-huh.
Dwight:I bet she had hairy armpits.
Michael:No.
Dwight:Isabel was nice, but I hope she doesn't think this is going anywhere.
Michael:Wait a second. You're not into her? Are you kidding me?
Dwight:No.
Michael:She's Pam's best friend. You guys could double date. Swap maybe?
Dwight:Oh please. Put a gun in my mouth.
Michael:No... you're crazy.
Dwight:Look. She's a dental hygienist from Carbondale and she makes love like one. She's a bumpkin. Pass.
Michael:She's-- okay. Do you know how hard it is to be a hygienist? You have to take x-rays. You have to scrape the plaque off of people's teeth. You have to tell kids when to spit and make sure they're not scared when the dentist comes in. It-- it--
Dwight:You should ask her out.
Michael:[stands up and walks away] I already have my European girlfriend.