The Convict
Meme It!Michael:Hey Martin, how's it going?
Martin Nash:Good. Getting settled, you know?
Michael:Ah. Good good. Good. Just a second. Everybody? May I have your attention please? I realize that a lot of you have already heard that Martin here has had some trouble with the law, but I just want to declare publicly that I... trust... him, completely, and that anybody who doesn't is an ignorant, dumb... person. Okay? As a matter of fact, you show me a white man you trust and I will show you a black man that I trust even more. Pam. Tell me a white person you trust.
Pam:My dad.
Michael:...Danny Glover. [Jim raises hand] Yeah.
Jim:Jonas Salk.
Michael:Who?
Jim:Justin Timberlake?
Michael:Oh. Please. Colin Powell.
Karen:Hey I got one.
Michael:Yup.
Karen:Jesus.
Michael:Apollo Creed.