Safety Training
Meme It!Dwight:Oh yeah, this is much better. Safer. Excellent decision.
Michael:Yes, thank you for seeing that.
Dwight:When you land, try and land like an eight year-old. These bouncy castles are not designed for adults.
Michael:I don't know if I wanna do this.
Dwight:Do you wanna do another test? I got plenty of watermelons in my trunk!
Michael:No. No more. The tests are going terrible. If we keep doing it, we're not gonna want to jump. This is about doing, not thinking.
Dwight:That's right! Doing! Totally doing! It's rock n' roll!
Michael:Rock n' roll!
Dwight:Yeah!
Michael:That's right! I am not thinking.
Dwight:[imitating the sound and playing an air guitar] Near near near near near!
Michael:Yes! Yeah!
Dwight:[singing] Michael is awesome! Jumpin' off the roof!
Michael:Woo!
Dwight:[singing] Bouncin' on the bouncy bounce! Show 'em who's boss!
Michael:Woo!
Dwight:[singing] Rip a hole in the suuuuuuun!
Michael:I am ready to do this! I am ready to make a point! [Dwight continues air guitar]