Ben Franklin
Meme It!Michael:On one hand I want to be honest with Jan and tell her the truth but on the other hand I'm afraid she's going to dump me.
Ben Franklin:You know Michael, I fathered an illegitimate son.
Michael:Really.
Ben Franklin:But I kept all this from my wife Deborah. These things only serve to upset the women. They are the gentler sex.
Michael:Well, Ben Franklin, you're really kind of a sleezebag.