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Michael:All right, good, well this is what we have to work with.
Michael:I would like you to meet Andrew Bernard. The 'Nard Dog. Who let the 'Nard Dog out?
Andy:Hoo hoo hoo-hoo!
Michael:He gives the best back rubs in the office.
Andy:It's true, I give a mean backrub. I also do good aromatherapy [makes farting noise]. Not! You just got 'Nard dogged!
Michael:Now this gentleman right here is the key to our urban vibe.
Stanley:Urban? I grew up in a small town. What about me seems urban to you?
Michael:Stanley is hilarious. Phyllis is like our Mrs. Butterworth. Kind of a less urban Aunt Jemima.
Michael:These are our accountants. And as you can see they are very different sizes. What you might want to do is kind of a Papa Bear, Mama Bear, Baby Bear thing. That might be kind of fun.
Kevin:[looking at Oscar] Mama Bear!
Michael:Who else?