E-Mail Surveillance
Meme It!Jim:Quick announcement everybody, if I could have everybody's attention. We do have wine in the kitchen, and, uh, there is beer available on the porch and despite what you might think, it's not all for Meredith and Kelly, so please enjoy.
Dwight:Jim! You really think this is a good idea, huh? A hide-a-key rock?
Mark:Hey, you must be Dwight!
Dwight:You don't work with us.
Jim:That's because Mark's my roommate.
Mark:Hey, I love the Birkenstocks.
Dwight:Thanks. Yeah, I always keep an extra set in the car, for special occasions. Jim, come here.
Jim:Uh hmm.
Dwight:When is the guest of honor coming?
Jim:Oh, uh, later-ish.
Dwight:He's gonna love it!
Jim:Great. [to a group of guests] Just wanna let you guys know that we will be taking the tour like I promised-
Pam:Hey.
Jim:Hey! Just in time! You wanna go on the group tour? We were just about to leave.
Pam:Definitely.
Jim:Well, the group tour is now leaving, then. Ladies and gentlemen, just a few things that we are gonna be pointing out to you today, you will be able to see both bedrooms and, uh, if we're lucky, maybe get a chance to peek into the bathroom, who knows. I have to remind you that flash photography is prohibited and as much as you can, please refrain from touching things. I know you might want to.
Ryan:Hey, is Katy coming?
Jim:Uh, actually, I haven't talked to her in a while.
Ryan:Huh, is it ok if I call her?
Jim:We can talk about that later.