E-Mail Surveillance
Meme It!Michael:Hey, Pam. Do you need me to walk to your vehicular transport?
Pam:No thanks.
Michael:Alright. Oscar, got big plans tonight with-
Oscar:I'm on a call.
Michael:Kevin, big man, big man, what are you doing tonight? Where are you off to?
Kevin:My brother is in town and we are going to see the Alaska Film Festival at the Scien-
Michael:Ok, alright.
Kevin:Oh.
Michael:Hey, Angela, rushy, rushy. Where you rushin' off to?
Angela:I'm just leaving for the day.
Michael:Yeah, well duh. Where ya headed?
Angela:Charity. Bake drive.
Michael:Liar!
Angela:No!
Michael:You are a liar.
Angela:No, I'm not.
Michael:Dwight, oh ho, Dwight, Dwight, my loyal compadre. You and I are hangin' tonight. The two of us. We are celebrating our freedom and our manhood. You know what? Why don't we watch that show that you've been wanting to watch, that stupid Battleship Galaxy.
Dwight:Battlestar Galatica.
Michael:That's, whatever stupid show you want-
Dwight:I can't-
Michael:To watch tonight
Dwight:Tonight.
Michael:We're watching it.
Dwight:Unfortunately, I've got plans. I have to go to practice. Soccer practice.
Michael:I didn't know you played soccer, Dwight.
Dwight:Clarinet.
Michael:You, too, Dwight?
Dwight:Have fun tonight! Whatever it is that you're doing, and I'll see you Monday. [to the camera] He has no idea!