Office Olympics
Meme It!Michael:This, my friends, is the master bedroom. Check out the cathedral ceilings. Those are like seventeen feet high. We have cable readiness. [points at wall] Right there. I am going to totally pimp this place out. I am going to put a surround sound system. I am going to put a plasma screen right against this wall.
Dwight:Oh. Terrible idea.
Michael:I'm putting my bed right over here.
Dwight:No, no, no, no, no. This is a shared wall. Neighbor throws his wife into the wall, plasma screen hits the floor. Totally smashed.
Michael:Well, then I will get a warrantee.
Dwight:Warrantees don't cover it, plus they're a rip-off.
Michael:Well then I won't get a warrantee.
Dwight:Shh Shh.
Michael:So that's the problem, is solved. What?
Dwight:Listen. [puts ear to wall] Can you hear that? Oh man. These babies are thin.