Sexual Harassment
Meme It!Michael:Time to bring out the big guns. I'm heading down to the warehouse where jokes are born. Find a killer joke that'll just blow everybody away at the seminar later. And remind them what is great about this place. So... ah! Here they are. [to Warehouse guys] Guys! Wondering if I could, uh, get your help for something. I'm looking for a new joke to tell and it needs to be just killer. And it does not need to be clean. So whatcha got?
Darryl:Like a joke? A knock-knock joke?
Michael:Um, yeah, no, well... I mean better. Better than that. The type of stuff you guys tell all day.
Darryl:Well, [points at Michael] those are some awful tight pants you have on. Where'd you get em? Like Queers R Us?
Roy:Boys R Us!
Warehouse Guy:Oh!
Michael:Alright, alright. Well, yeah, but, you know... a joke but not necessarily at my expense.
Darryl:Man, we can see all your business coming around the corner, okay? You need to, you know, hide the... good thing you don't have a lot of business to start with.
Michael:Oooh, okay. That was still about me.
Roy:Hey, hey, hey.
Michael:What?
Roy:So you don't have the biggest package. Don't feel bad.
Michael:I don't feel bad.
Darryl:[fake whispers to Roy] I think he feels bad.
Michael:No, I don't.
Roy:You look like you feel bad.
Michael:Okay.
Roy:Little package!
Michael:Well, not exactly what I was looking for but thanks guys.
Warehouse guy:Little package! Little package!
Michael:Thank you.
Roy:You look good.
Darryl:Hiding from his momma.