Dwight's Speech
Meme It!Michael:As your leader and your friend, I sort of demand that you can all speak in public as I can... and did... twice. [speaking to camera] You saw the plaque, right? [to office] All right. We're all going to go around the room and we're going to make toasts. And that way, we will overcome our fear of public speaking.
Pam:You mean Toastmasters?
Michael:Pam! I'm public speaking. Stop public interrupting me. Actually, this would be good practice for your wedding toast.
Pam:Yeah, the bride doesn't really do... Have you ever been to a wedding?
Jim:Can I go?
Michael:Yes. Good. Jim taking the initiative.
Jim:So. Uh... I am going on a trip. But not really sure where I'm going yet. It's kind of open-ended. So I was hoping maybe you guys would have some suggestions?
Kevin:You should go to Hedonism.
Jim:What is that?
Kevin:It's like Club Med, but everything is naked.
Jim:I was thinking more like Europe. Or something like that. But, good second choice.
Toby:Been to Amsterdam.
Michael:Oh ho hokay. You know what? That's not a toast. You're not standing up.
Toby:[mimes lifting a glass] To Amsterdam.
Jim:When did you go there?
Toby:Umm... After my divorce. Yeah.
Jim:Really for like how long?
Toby:Uh, about a week. Er... .um... .maybe a month. I uh can't...
Creed:Jimmy, listen to me. You do not want to go to Amsterdam. Trust me.
Jim:Where do I want to go?
Creed:I'd send you to Hong Kong.