Dwight's Speech
Meme It!Stanley:Go ahead. Get the wallpaper. Wallpaper the ceiling if you want. Call Terri and tell her she...
Phyllis:It's unbelievable!
Dwight:Excuse me! May I have your attention please? There has been an accident on 84 West. Cars have skidded off the road into the safety railing. Several cars have flipped. There is broken glass everywhere. Several people are injured.
Pam:Do we know anyone who was in the accident?
Dwight:Brad Pitt. Also there will be no bonuses.
Stanley:Why would this affect our bonuses?
Dwight:They are unrelated.
Kelly:Is Brad okay?
Dwight:He will never act again. Also, this branch is closing.
Oscar:What the hell is going on here?
Angela:Are we out of jobs?
Dwight:Yes.
Kelly:This is karma because of what he did to Jennifer Aniston.
Michael:He's kidding. Dwight was kidding and I don't know why because it wasn't funny... and it was just horrible.
Stanley:Michael?
Michael:Yeah.
Stanley:You said we were getting bonuses.
Michael:All right. Everybody in the conference room now. Let's go. Let's do it.
Stanley:Cancel wallpaper.