Dwight's Speech
Meme It!Michael:[stand up comic voice] But seriously, what's the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?
Dwight:Saleswoman has a vagina.
Michael:It's a joke, Dwight. It's not a Sex Ed class.
Dwight:But I'm right?
Michael:Yeah, you're right about the difference between a man and a woman, but not about the punch line to the joke, right? [stand up comic voice] The difference between a salesman and a saleswoman... is boobs!
Dwight:Hey. Do you remember the speeches that you gave?
Michael:I do. Both of them.
Dwight:Could I have a copy of one of them?
Michael:No, no! They would remember them. Look, it doesn't matter what you say. It just matters that you're saying something that people care about. Yeah? All right? Here we go. Watch this.