The Injury
Meme It!Michael:While we are waiting for our special guest to arrive, I wanted you all to take a look at a few of the many, many disabled icons who have contributed so much to our society.
Jim:Quick question: uh, why is Tom Hanks on the wall?
Ryan:Twice.
Michael:Good question. Forrest Gump: mentally challenged, Philadelphia [points to a picture from Big]: AIDS.
Kevin:I think that's from Big.
Michael:I don't think so, no.
Kelly:Yeah, he's dancing on a piano with Robert Loggia.
Michael:He grew into a man overnight. Rare disability, still works. [sigh] A crossword puzzle Stanley, seriously, are you learning nothing here?
Stanley:Uh hmmmm... .
Michael:What you mean uh hmmm... ?
Stanley:I mean I'm learning nothing.
Michael:Ok.
Billy Merchant:Michael Scott, I'm looking for Michael Scott.
Michael:Yes, right in here, come on in.
Billy Merchant:Great.
Michael:This, ladies and gentlemen, is our special guest.
Billy Merchant:Sorry I'm late. Someone parked in the handicapped parking space.
Billy Merchant:Hey everyone, I'm Billy Merchant, you may have seen me around here before, I'm the properties manager of this office park
Michael:You are so brave. You are so brave.
Billy Merchant:Thank you. Actually, I've been meaning to come by here for a long time...
Michael:But it's hard for you! Right? Because you're in a wheelchair.
Billy Merchant:No, I just have a lot of properties to manage.
Michael:Let me ask you something, how long does it take for you to do something simple, every day, like brush your teeth in the morning?
Billy Merchant:I don't know, like 30 seconds?
Michael:Oh my God, that's three times as long as it takes me.
Michael:How did you get in your wheelchair?
Billy Merchant:This morning? Just like every other morning, just climbed on in. [Everyone laughs]
Michael:Hey, hey, hey, not funny! Not funny.
Billy Merchant:Hey, hey, relax, just jokin around here.
Michael:Well, that's good, he still has a sense of humor.
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