The Fight
Season 2, Episode 6, 0:04-1:29
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Meme It!Dwight:Where is my desk?
Jim:That is weird.
Dwight:This is not funny. This is totally unprofessional.
Jim:Ok, well, you're the one who lost the desk.
Dwight:I didn't lose my desk.
Jim:Okay, calm down. Where was the last place you saw it?
Dwight:Okay, who moved my desk?
Jim:I think you should retrace your steps.
Dwight:Ok, I am going to tell Michael and this entire office will be punished!
Jim:Colder... warmer... little warmer... there you go, ooh, warmer... warmer... warmer... warmer... warmer ... cold, cold, cold, back up... ooh, ooh, warmer, hot, red hot, hot, very hot.
Dwight:[In bathroom, answers phone] Dwight Schrute.
Jim:[On the phone with Dwight] Hi, Dwight, um, what sort of discounts are we giving on the 20 lb white model.
Dwight:Jim, I've given you this information, like, twenty times.
Jim:I know.
Dwight:It's by the ream?
Jim:Uh, yeah, ream.
Dwight:...now, $9.78, signs and discounts 7%.
Jim:Ok, thank you, gotta get back to work.
Dwight:Wash your hands, Kevin.